(Source: konanyiffer420, via boogery)
mermaid tattoo by NikaSamarina
Its great! I don’t like serana but she can’t die so that worked out coz I killed too many followers before her.
Oh really? Huh, I’ve heard a lot of good things about her. But to each their own!
All I know about vampires is that Molag Bal made em and the ladies wear this outfit that exposes their chest and its really weird because theyre vampires, shouldnt they want something that wont expose their skin to the sun?
Oh well. Berthesda is weird.
a-bear-a-raven-and-a-jackal reblogged this from salvatriss
#OOC #FOR THE RECORD I’M VOUCHING TO GET IT ONLY FOR THE VALE DEER #GLOW IN THE DARK DEER BABBIES #THEY’RE GREEEEEEEEEN
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING RAD HOLY SHIT
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT HOLY SHIT
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
I am downloading the Dawnguard DLC for the first time because I saw a glimpse of some cool ass Falmer armor and I really want it
I am so fucking vain.
What the hell is going on at Nabisco these don’t even sound good.
a-bear-a-raven-and-a-jackalreblogged this from you
#((THAT MAKES TWO OF US JESS)) #((LIKE SERIOUSLY)) #((LET’S BE DOOPY BARDS TOGETHER)) #((PROBABLY JUST BANG INCESSANTLY ON SOME DRUMS)) #((AND NEVER LEARN HOW TO PLAY FLUTE)) #((AND PLAY BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR PEOPLE’S LIVES)) #OOC
You can be drums I totes know some flute kinda sorta not really I took a class once
If I actually lived anywhere in Tamriel, I’d be a doopy human bard who would improv songs about people in taverns and make em feel super special. (because I enjoy doing such and people would like me enough that I proooobably wont get robbed or backstabbed)
Also I would be ultra bad at fighting (like irl!), I’ll just hide behind the nearest Nord if anything goes wrong.
Also I would probably worship Sheogorath in secrecy for inspiration.
Gee willickers I wonder whats on facebook today I havent checked in forever
*feed consists of people supporting Darren Wilson*
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
How to create a character:
- mash some things together until they resemble a concept
- release the steering wheel
- ??? screaming ????
- rescue what you can from the scene of the accident
This is actually the most accurate description of character creation I have ever read.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST